Le Random Blog Review.

That's French for The Random Blog Review. For all you people who don't speak French.

Welcome to another fine award-winning installment of Random Blog Review Day. Today we will be reviewing THREE Blogs from the world of the cheap and nasty Free Blog world as brought to us by our unholy master/host, Blogger.com. Here we go!

Blog One: turn turn turn turn around and lose the world - http://dontmeantobecruel.blogspot.com/

I have no idea what this is. The entire site is composed of this large cat of something that is no doubt one of the furries that all those emo kids like to have sex with. It's like some sort of German Expressionistic film crossed with more German Expressionistic film and topped off with a nice helpful dosage of Emo goodness. GO BACK TO YOUR GRAVEYARD YA EMO! You hear me, Emo-cat girl! You're just an Emo, aren't you? Here, have a Evenescence CD.

Blog the Two - Istpo e um Blog 8] - http://isto-e-um-blog.blogspot.com/

Once again I have NO FREAKING IDEA as to what these crazy Mexicans are on about. From what I could deduce they are crazy Mexican LARPERS who drink Milkshakes and throw Servant Family parties. They all dress up like Indian servant slash Brady Bunch members and invite those wacky LARPER Furries over for a good old time. Plus the whole bloody thing was in Spanish. Or Mexican. Or Spexican.

Website... ah, who am I kidding, it's another Emo site - http://dunchpissmeoff.blogspot.com/

Am I on www.emo-host.com or something? They are everywhere, with their seedy, pseudo-Anime style Furries and their child pornography.

(Man, that last line oughta get me into the search engines!)

Till next time, have fun with electrical sockets.