Fuck TV. Fuck it right in its stupid ass.

... and now I know who wins Rockstar: INXS. GWAHAHAHA!!! And poor Gene Simmons is doing some shitty fucking OMG ROCK SCHOOL GET IT LIKE THE MOVIE LOL!!!!! show on TV. TV treats people like they need assistance using the toilet. Poor Gene Simmons. I bet anyone ten billion dollars that these spoilt rich kids are actors. Because REAL KIDS ARE NOT ENTERTAINING and that's all we fucking need in this world. GO REALITY TV!!! WE PUT THE NOT-WUITE-REAL IN REALITY TELEVISION!!!

Poor Gordon Ramsay as well, having to read some shitty lines to some shitty actors. Television really hates us, doesn't it?

One of these men is suffering from a mild cough. The other has cancer. Which one is it? NONE YOU FUCKING MORON BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH FUCKING ACTORS.

FUCK.

I hate this world and everyone in it. When will Baby Jesus finally realise than humans are killing the Earth with bad TV and he in turn kill us all with a great meteor of justice? Then they can start again with the Eleventh Commandment, Thall Shalt not make any more Fucking Bad TV!

Television rots our brain, but at least give us the decency to rot it with something fucking worth our time!