Don't Tell Me

HAHAHA Bloggercising. Fat people are funny.

Someone left me a comment asking if I knew what "lol" was. No. For you see, I have been living in a cave for many, MANY years with no internet capabilities. Because it was a cave, you see. Otherwise I would have learnt about the OMG COMEDIC GOLD!!!1 that is using "lol" in place of laughing. You're not laughing out loud when you type that. You're just being a fuck. Did you think you invented the term? If so, you have my pity. A little off topic, but you must live in a very expensive mental home, being allowed on the internet and all. And please, PLEASE pound your point home to me by typing "lololololololol" over and over and OVER again like the mentally handicapped retarded retard that you are. You retard.

Well, that's it for today. Remember, each time someone uses "lol" in a chat room, God kills a kitten.