A Normal Post? Nonsense!

So I thought it was time I added an ACTUAL post to my shitty Blog, instead of just posting gay links to gay porn. Gay. Now that I am a swinging bachelor I have heaps more time to devote to my two favourite things: Indian Techno and Hating Theatre Students. I was going to e-mail all my friends to tell them things but I'd rather glare at them in quiet solitude instead.

*GLARE*

I have decided that I have taken a very interesting path in life. I came to Wellywood early and was taken around all the studenty-type (gay) bars and drank all the drinks. Now, I hate students, loathe bars and don't drink. Hmmm. I've already tried being a professional actor and that just made me want to hurt things. So that's out of the way. But the big thing that I think contributed to my life as it is now, ie a ball of homosexually charged rage, is the realisation that A) All Humans are Animals and B) Sex is NOT the big dictator of life.

Firstly, humans. Humans are just animals that can walk, talk and play DDR. That's it. We're not smarter because of it. We're a shallow, empty pathetic species. And no, I'm not going Emo on you. But do you see Dolphins painting their faces and dancing in Warehouses against each other? Do you see Hamsters killing based on sexual preferences? I read an article about a man in Florida who BEAT HIS THREE YEAR OLD SON TO DEATH because he thought he was a "Sissy". I am willing to bet that around 50% of all people out there should NOT be parents. Kids are hard to raise sometimes but beating one to death because Jesus told you he was a wimp and should die? I'm sure he'll feel like a big man when he hits prison.

Secondly, the sex thing. It rules too many peoples lives. The actual act is NOT what it is cracked up to be. God I wish I were a Christian, I am a filthy prude. I need to start picketing Rap concerts or something. *SIGH* Plus I'm all for Censorship in films. I don't give a flying fuck if the two people involved are in love, that beastiality scene DOES NOT contribute to life on Earth as an art form. Go rent some porn, and at least the acting is better in those then it is in Realism Cinema. Fucking goatee-wearing hippies.

I have decided that we need two things. A test to see if you can handle kids and bigger, meaner, hornier men in our prisons. That way you can be a good parent and if you screw up, you get what you deserve.

Oh well. Come on giant space monkeys...