You Suck at the Internet

You know, this Blogging thing takes like ten seconds out of my pathetic life. Surely (don't call me Shirley) I can find a way to post at least a few musings from the day? Well, you see, there is the problem. Having no life means I have lots of time to post on my Blog. Yet having no life means I have nothing to post on my Blog.

And I am capitalising the word Blog. OMG SAD LOL. Yeah.

Steff finds time in her busy schedule of meeting Vegans, dating 15 year olds and losing her cellphone to post on her Blog. Yet I have nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Fuck all.

I need to develop a serious mental disorder like all the Live Journal users. "DeAr BlOg. 2DaY LIAM tOtAlLy lIkE lOoKeD aT mE aNd I wAs liek "OMG" but I am so ugly he wont want me oh god i am so pathetic and uselsses and nobody loves me i no i will listen 2 linkin park that will show them."

Yeah, I got sick of giving every second letters a caps. Yet I do it to the word Blog all the time...