THE NEW SITE OMG

http://spasm.bravehost.com/index.htm

And YES, it is SUPPOSED to look this bad. It's all about the content baby, if by content you mean bad transgender fanart featuring threesomes between the Harry Potter kids, then CONTENT ABOUND!




ABOUND!!!

Seriously, sign up at my forums you lazy fucks.

New Crappy Site?

I am working on a new website. It shall be even shittier than my last one. Shitty beyond repair.

SHITTY!!!

I will hurry up and finish it. But it looks even crappier than I had originally planned. It looks as though the mentally hadicapped were allowed near HTML. It looks like a child was given a crayon and told to draw what they dreamt. It looks as though I tried designing a website in fact.

LOL Those wacky Christians

http://www.truthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm

And also, why doesn't my picture load unless you click on my profile? I blame dem commies.

OMG BACK MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!ELEVENTYFUCKINGONE

Yeah...

I'd Like some Spare Change

I've been watching all that nonsense with the young man whpo was hung for taking drugs into Singapore. There has beena shit load of protest about it, and all I have to say on the matter is when did it become ok to feel bad for drug dealers?

Emoey Goodness

I just saw an advertisment for the band "My Chemical Romance." They should be called "My Chemical HOLY FUCK WE'RE EMO". But I guess someone would complain about that.

They need to give all emo kids aids. Give them something to really cry about.

Another Post on my Blog

Why does my little brother insist on taking off his pants when somebody argues with him? What are they teaching at school? Have the pedophiles won?

I know it is a tired cliche, but Waipukurau FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK ASS FUCK.

COCK.

I am still trying to apply for various institutions. And my new favourite word is Cancer. Because now I truely understand what slow, painful death feels like.

Mel had her 21st, that cheered me up. She is so cute, hopefully the idea of seeing her in Auckland will lure me there, because I don't like Auckland. I am afraid of Auckland.

I also wanted to share a mass e-mail I wrote during my recent trip to Wellington:


How come mass e-mails make me want to hit people? They are always oh-so pretentious and "Look at me!", assuming that everyone likes to hear about your life, like Sims with Free Will turned off. Well Uni sucked, Waipukurau sucks anad Auckland will most probably suck, my only refuge from the torture being either death by cancer or the humour that shall arise when Steff and I get a turtle (Which shall NOT be named Lauri). I get so very, very angry when I see any e-mail addressed to me. I am currently at Vic Uni for the last time, not through living here but through using their computers, and I shall miss this plac. Auckland is going to kill me and then rape me in case I didn't learn my lesson.

But at least I won't have to be sent any more e-mails from you all. Why do I even check Hotmail? It's just going to enlighten me like my Uni marks did. LOL FAILURE.

See, aren't mass e-mails fun? In fact, since my life is so shitty right now I shall instead delight you all with my impersonation of a mass e-mail. Here it goes!

*ahem*

Hello all! Just a quick HELLO to tell you all that I am still alive (LOL FUNNY IM NOT DEAD) and that my life is going great! Uni was blah (I HATE UNI TOO LOL) and now I have HOLIDAYS (I STRIKE AGAIN WITH MY WIT) and hopefully I will be gracing you all (ITS LIKE I AM JESUS AND YOU ARE ALL WAITING FOR JESUS THATS ME LOL) with my presence over the New Years! My flatmates/parents/coworkers are being annoying (REBEL LOL) and I can't wait to go out to some clubs/parties/drinking in my room.

Hope you all are having a fun time (LIKE I CARE),
Shane.

PS take care (LOL CANCER)



I don't really have cancer, I just find it more preferable to life in Waipukurau. I have been writing, but Waipukurau sucks out your will to live with its constant stream of pregnant 13 year olds. CONDOMS AIN'T THAT COMPLICATED FOLKS. And I'm moving to Auckland, where the money comes from, and I need to get a job at the ever-gracious New World, so if I do you are all welcome to come down and beat the shit out of me for having no self esteem or respect for my person.

I just realised I am conforming via this electronic letter so I have to go and wash these unclean hands. Plesae don't take care, I want to hear heaps of stories over the christmas holidays of how you all broke your legs or went bald or got herpes or something, anything that will put a smile on my face and release me from my slow, agonising death.

I hate you all,
Shane Bellamy-(JESUS LOL)-Mannell

Cancer

LOL Ypuk.

My ears! My ears!!!

Well, I had my ears cleaned out today. It honestly sounds a billion times better. If this is how normal people hear the world, I need to do this more often!

Being deaf sucks ass. Your ears are always sore, you have to keep asking people to repeat themselves and you are more open to attacks by Ninjas. But not any more! Althougj I still have a few traces of Bird Flu. *SIGH*

Also finished my applications for STUDENT LOAN and my form asking permission to attend the Regal University of the United States of Auckland. I hope they let me cross credit my TWO YEARS from Wellyside, otherwise I won't bother and instead pursue a career in the Star Market Industry. I am going to do Film, they have no Media paper so alas, it's another area of study for me. Too bad I suck at everything else. I also hate Computing, and loathe Theatre.

Oh well.

I have Bird Flu

*COUGH* COUGH* *SPLUTTER* *COUGH* *WHEEZE* *COUGH* *SPLUTTER* *SPLUTTER* Man I'm sick. I caught that Asian Bird Flu. And what's worse, I also ruined my poultry export industry. Now my people must live on GM corn.

I haven't slept for 3 days now, and I have had MASSIVE headaches, a horrible cold, sore and blocked ears, a sore jaw and my arm fell off. All because I landed on my head during a bout of Backyard Wrestling. *SIGH* Now I know why it's not an olympic sport...

You Suck at the Internet

You know, this Blogging thing takes like ten seconds out of my pathetic life. Surely (don't call me Shirley) I can find a way to post at least a few musings from the day? Well, you see, there is the problem. Having no life means I have lots of time to post on my Blog. Yet having no life means I have nothing to post on my Blog.

And I am capitalising the word Blog. OMG SAD LOL. Yeah.

Steff finds time in her busy schedule of meeting Vegans, dating 15 year olds and losing her cellphone to post on her Blog. Yet I have nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Fuck all.

I need to develop a serious mental disorder like all the Live Journal users. "DeAr BlOg. 2DaY LIAM tOtAlLy lIkE lOoKeD aT mE aNd I wAs liek "OMG" but I am so ugly he wont want me oh god i am so pathetic and uselsses and nobody loves me i no i will listen 2 linkin park that will show them."

Yeah, I got sick of giving every second letters a caps. Yet I do it to the word Blog all the time...

Sans Fucking Jetstream

So Telecom won't let me transfer my modem over to where I am staying. I love technology. SO I can't get on the net as much to not update my blog. *SIGH* At least I have a lot more time to write scripts.

My pants are wet and my tummy is rumbling so I need to wear some dry pants and eat some food.