I have Bird Flu

*COUGH* COUGH* *SPLUTTER* *COUGH* *WHEEZE* *COUGH* *SPLUTTER* *SPLUTTER* Man I'm sick. I caught that Asian Bird Flu. And what's worse, I also ruined my poultry export industry. Now my people must live on GM corn.

I haven't slept for 3 days now, and I have had MASSIVE headaches, a horrible cold, sore and blocked ears, a sore jaw and my arm fell off. All because I landed on my head during a bout of Backyard Wrestling. *SIGH* Now I know why it's not an olympic sport...