That's Right! That's Right! That's Right!

The MTV Movie Awards were on tonight. I think that if you are stupid enough to watch the fucking channel you deserve an idiot like... what's his face... that Jimmy guy... Fallon. What a tard. I know that most award shows are a crock but some people must have been a little suspicious for who won. Not that I care of course. It's the network for cool people, so I can't comment. I don't buy my clothes at Orange County sorry. I buy them out of the back of this old dudes station wagon. His name is Freddy and he has one eye.

They played this special episode of "Lost" the other day that was supposed to "OMG Reveal Tha SecretZ!!!!!LOL!" but it was just a quick recap of episode one with a lame lame lame OMG lame voice-over. I am a big fan of spoilers so I know the secrets won't be revealed. I do think people who watched the finale and said "THIS IS LAME!!! I AM NEVER WATCHING IT AGAIN!!! I WANTED ANSWERS!!!" Yeah, that's the fucking way to go about making a show. Give it all away in the first season then cancel it for another show where families switch parents. Did these people watch X-Files and say "THE ALIENS AREN'T THERE YET!! THIS SUCKS DICK!!!"? Just watch the fucking thing and be happy, you fucking arrogant ritalin popping channel monkey FUCKS. Just calm down (something coming from me) and enjoy it, and don't fucking expect everything to be revealed on day fucking one. Let a story unfold. Or go eat yourself stupid. Stupid and fat.

*SIGH* so many things that make me angry... good thing I get bored of typing so I can't vent them all. It looks as if we are planting the seeds for a Webcomic, so I now need to make some storylines. Should be fun.

Fun like Jesus.