Pacmania

I'm sure glad that they are finally getting rid of all the ugly people.

I mean, look at the great shows we have on TV. Now, all you ugly people can get plastic surgery to look just like the rest of us! It'll be great! Then we'll all be, like, good looking! It's, like, totally sad that some people were just born ugly, and will never be able to function in normal, beautiful society! You can spend your life being lazy, letting your body and house go to shit, and then *SHAZAM* you have have plastic inserted into your skin!

Remember, you won't get the girl if you are ugly. You must have the girl. Get the girl. And girls, all hot guys do all day is work for UPS and Ice Cream Parlours. They being of course the two more important industries there are. Sex sex sex people! If you don't have hormones you will die alone, fat and ugly, probably listening to some crappy non-manufactured music! Ashlee Simpsons hair colour is punk brown and she has been sent here to rock the establishment! Jojo is NOT a robot child we made so just aspire to be like her! Studies have shown that NO ugly person has ever had sex. And that's why we all watch The O.C. It makes us feel good to have a show on that we can relate to. Every single person in the real world is like that show. All you ugly people just don't realise it.

Seriously though, there is an ad on TV here that says "Want the girl? You're never gonna get her with pimples!" I think it's important that we all remember that beauty is all that matters. Woman are objects to be lured in by shiny things. And that all society functions to serve the beautiful. Remember that the next time some 14 year old from Orange County with her own BMW and who weighs as much as the contents of the glove box shows up.

*Shakes fist at beautiful people*

Todays thing you wouldn't want to hear about yourself in a newspaper: "... found beaten to death with his own signed Full House box set."