Zombie Flash Games

I found a few cool Zombie-themed Flash games. The first is a basic but cool flash game where you have to shoot a seemingly endless horde of the undead. The second is based on Resident Evil: Apocalypse. The last one is the Dawn of the Dead remakes flash game and is FUCKING HARD. Either that or I suck at teh internet.

http://www.theflashgames.com/de_animator_game-swf.html

http://www.hyperlaunch.com/residentevil/

http://www.dawnofthedeadmovie.net/experience/blackout.htm

Pulp Fiction Flash...

http://www.angryalien.com/0605/pulpfictionbuns.asp

Pulp Fiction done in 30 seconds... starring BUNNIES!

HA-HA Guy...

http://www.hetemeel.com/hahaform.php

GREATEST. FUCKING. WEBSITE. EVER!!!1!

A Normal Post? Nonsense!

So I thought it was time I added an ACTUAL post to my shitty Blog, instead of just posting gay links to gay porn. Gay. Now that I am a swinging bachelor I have heaps more time to devote to my two favourite things: Indian Techno and Hating Theatre Students. I was going to e-mail all my friends to tell them things but I'd rather glare at them in quiet solitude instead.

*GLARE*

I have decided that I have taken a very interesting path in life. I came to Wellywood early and was taken around all the studenty-type (gay) bars and drank all the drinks. Now, I hate students, loathe bars and don't drink. Hmmm. I've already tried being a professional actor and that just made me want to hurt things. So that's out of the way. But the big thing that I think contributed to my life as it is now, ie a ball of homosexually charged rage, is the realisation that A) All Humans are Animals and B) Sex is NOT the big dictator of life.

Firstly, humans. Humans are just animals that can walk, talk and play DDR. That's it. We're not smarter because of it. We're a shallow, empty pathetic species. And no, I'm not going Emo on you. But do you see Dolphins painting their faces and dancing in Warehouses against each other? Do you see Hamsters killing based on sexual preferences? I read an article about a man in Florida who BEAT HIS THREE YEAR OLD SON TO DEATH because he thought he was a "Sissy". I am willing to bet that around 50% of all people out there should NOT be parents. Kids are hard to raise sometimes but beating one to death because Jesus told you he was a wimp and should die? I'm sure he'll feel like a big man when he hits prison.

Secondly, the sex thing. It rules too many peoples lives. The actual act is NOT what it is cracked up to be. God I wish I were a Christian, I am a filthy prude. I need to start picketing Rap concerts or something. *SIGH* Plus I'm all for Censorship in films. I don't give a flying fuck if the two people involved are in love, that beastiality scene DOES NOT contribute to life on Earth as an art form. Go rent some porn, and at least the acting is better in those then it is in Realism Cinema. Fucking goatee-wearing hippies.

I have decided that we need two things. A test to see if you can handle kids and bigger, meaner, hornier men in our prisons. That way you can be a good parent and if you screw up, you get what you deserve.

Oh well. Come on giant space monkeys...

Updated Final Fantasy 7 for PS3

http://www.ps3portal.com/?view=article&article=137

FUCK YEAH!

Children in Adult Situations

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3019

Posting links is so much easier than actually having a life. Check, check-che-che-check it out.

Debunking

http://www.rightwingnews.com/special/xyz.php

Fuck America is funny.

... funny looking! Haw haw!

Running out of Ideas...

http://www.blogger.com/start

Apparently these guys host Blogs.

Spank your Laugh-Monkey

http://www.workingforchange.com/columnists.cfm?autype=x

Because not all webcomics feature video game sprites.

Fuck I hate Tests

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506


I am a Robot. Apparently: You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.


I used to be the class clown, before life raped me in the ass and left me on the side of the road with one of my eyes dangling useless on my cheek.

Why Does my Heart Feel so Bad

http://boldleaders.blogspot.com/

From what I can gather, this Blog is about people who dance like monkeys having seizures. And while that may sound like a great concept, these pictures say otherwise. They look like they are auditioning for Spasm Idol. DANCE YOU MONKEYS!!!

Ah, those wacky Turkish people...

The Horror, the horror!

http://girlittlecho.blogspot.com/

This person knows several thousand different Japanese Pop Songs yet can't name who sung "Leaving on a Jet Plane."

Started writing today... I think I plan to be rather nasty to my main characters. I can take out my homicidal sociopathic tendencies without being arrested and raped in the showers.

Dem Fine

I passed two very young girls in the street last night who had to be 14 but looked 21. Two young males, dressed like rejects from the Little Bow Wow Fantasy Camp stopped and stared as they walked by, with one of them commenting "Look at dem bitches."

I can't stress enough how much I pray for a comet to hit Earth and kill us all.

Auckland - An Unfinished Symphony

Day One of my Jaunt to Auckbucks!

Well, David offered to drive me to the airport. Unknown to him, EVERY SINGLE CAR IN WELLINGTON was out, and it took us four days to get there. When we did finally arrive I had missed my plane.

So I went home.

Actually, they let me on another flight. We had to wait around a bit, but I got to see the portrait of Peter Jackson made out of little toast. So that made my day. Ah, art...

Well, the trip was fun. Two seats ahead of me were two screaming Malaysian kids and the baby behind me kept attempting impromptu kidney surgery on me. And the punkish guy next to me who stole my fucking windowseat smelt like meatloaf. Now, I have never been on a plane before. The reason for this is A) I have a VERY severe case of motion sickness and B) My fucked-up-earitis may or may not kill me with the air pressure. I didn’t feel very sick until the plane said “Hey, I’m gonna tilt to one side now” and that REALLY sucked ass.

Hey, I’m actually tired. I haven’t been sleeping as of late. Maybe all I need to do is read my Blog! That’ll knock me out!

Anyways, they bring everyone drinks on the flight. They gave me a cup, a little punnet of mineral water, some sugar and a spoon and a single buscuit in packaging. I didn’t want any of this shit, so I was now left with how to deal with it. Now, being the jittery fool that I am I decided it would be a good idea to pour the already-leaking water into the cup and then dispose of it. The how part I had not quite worked out. Then they made me put my tray up so I was left holding this cup. The plane trip WAS NOT 50 minutes, we were up in the air for “Angry White Boy Polka”, “Angel” and 13 minutes of a Chris Rock routine by my MP3 players watch and we were landing! I assumed it was a stopover in Hamilton but nope, we were there.

So I’m not deaf, I can travel in planes. Take THAT medical science. I am feeling quite sick however, and I think I’ll turn in and get an early night. It’s 1:10 am, which is VERY early for me. Sleeping pwns me.

I’ll try to post whenever I can. I do have a link for people to visit however: http://www.postsecret.blogspot.com - You’ll figure out what this site is. I need an image of me saying “I’m afraid of Cornfields, Needles and those tiny horses.” And todays movie is The Village of the Damned. Damn those kids is whack. For sure. They be all like white and shit.

Gee.




Day Le Two: Revenge of the Staying at Johnnys.

Well, I’m still alive and can use BOTH of my ears. I have stopped yelling at people to compensate for how deaf I is. Ow. Bay. My mohawk is getting itchy. I hope I didn’t catch crabs from the GUY WHO STOLE MY SEAT. I did have sex with him however. Hmmm... I watched my first episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Harvey Birdman today. They’re cool, but Space Ghost is still the King.

So very itchy...

Itchy itchy hungry hungry...

Since Steff is a regular Workaholic (and by work, I mean Alch. And by ahoic, I mean emy.) so she gets a holiday she so richly deserves while I’m in Auckbucks. I don’t know what my excuse is. And we’re going for a drive to the Corromandel. It’s like ten bajillion miles away. *SIGH* and *VOMIT*.

Hurt my arm as well. I have been spared from all female bouts of violence because of the shoddy worksmanship the builders did on my spine when they made it. Fucking cowboys...

I see you shiver with anticp..... I HATE DRIVING FUCKING PLACES. Motion Sickness is fag. Seeya round like a poo. lol. brb. etc. God I’m funny. They should write books about me. Big ones with little words and plenty of pictures.

Todays link to visit is http://www.atomfilms.com and search for the Steven Seagal Show. In fact, watch anything there. And todays film is Ed Gein. And that’s about the size of it.



Day Numba Three: The Day after Yesterday.

Monday. Taught Steff the meaning of lazy. And ate Tim-Tams. And I saw my first Auckbucks Starbucks and was nearly run down by my first irate Aucklander. I’m changing my profession to professional lyric writer. The world needs more songs with the word “poop” in them. And “dome”.

I realise now that a Shane and his money are soon parted. I was just not meant to have cash. Johnny is making up songs about me, but refuses to take my song “Achy Breaky Child Molestation” or other catchy tunes. Fine!

Todays link is http://www.fark.com because the news is cool and todays film is “The Count of Monte Cristo.” Because Dumbledore is in it.



That was all I wrote before my notes were FLOODED AWAY IN ALL THE RAIN.

Post you Bad Boy!

HAHAHAHAHA Emos...

http://asgoodascanbe.blogspot.com/

Thanks for that link Flan. My laughing box appreciates it. My Auckbucks adventure journal shall be coming soon.

Back

Yeah...

I kinda sorta wroted a journal for my adventures in wet and wild Auckbucks... but after day 4 I got too engrossed in how FUCKING WET IT WAS.

Post it soon I will.